Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. [No cheating!]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
It's a awesome Black Metal dude, like Nattefrost or Valfar.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
It's a moose, a fucking giant moose.


3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
When I see it I kinda get a shock, and then freeze still. The moose probably keeps eating or some shit like that.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. how big is it?
It is a giant castle! It looks really old and grim.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Yes, a really tall steel fence, with a lot of sharp spikes on it.

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
It is a big dining hall, there are a lot of Victorian styled furniture and dark colors. There are a lot of food on the table, and I'm all like FOOD! When I see it.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
It is a black cup with a pentagram(pointing downwards) on it, and over the pentagram it is written:
BLACK METAL!

8. What do you do with the cup?
Well... Of course I think the cup is awesome, so I pick it up and take it with me.


9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
It is like a tarn(tjern/tjørn in Norwegian) deep in the forest, it's pretty small and the water is like black.


10. How will you cross the water?
Well, since the water looks fucking scary, and I don't know how deep it is. I will walk around it, since it is kinda small.




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1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
(Well that's fucking awesome!)


2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
(Well... That's kinda depressing...)


3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
(This is just getting more and more depressing...)


4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
(Well... I do have some motivation!)


5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
(That is kind of true... But I do like to hang with people, and I don't judge easily.)


6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
(Ahahahaha! Food is a very important part of my life, God! I talk like I'm fat or something)


7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
(WTF? I didn't write anything about what the cup was mad of, FAIL)


8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
(So I'm like a person who just grabs stuff, or... What the hell?)


9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
(My sexual desire is kind of small. But not with your mother. Bwahahaha!)


10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.
(So my life is going to pretty average? I don't think walking around a small tarn is pretty hard..?)